Thursday, January 6, 2022

Whatsapp emerged as the most influential online medical journal in India, claims survey.


Mumbai:
In a survey which has sent shock waves among the global medical fraternity, doctors in India rated Whatsapp as the most influential online medical journal, since the COVID Pandemic began. In surprising results of the controversial survey, Whatsapp beat the top medical journals like the New England Journal of Medicine (NEJM), The Lancet, The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA), Annals of Internal Medicine, and others, to emerge as the clear winner.

It is a well-known fact that Whatsapp in India over the last 2 years evolved as a multilingual encyclopedia, slowly becoming the nation’s largest and most visited online reference platform, giving opportunities to compounders, politicians, housewives, actors, You tubers and every one to project themselves as a COVID expert amid the lockdown, and share their unscientific remedies.

In an exclusive interview with the Quackdoses, Dr. Clueless, who emerged as the leading COVID expert in the country said, “When WHO and ICMR were as clueless as I was, Whatsapp & the useless webinars were the only source of mis-information. Whatsapp is arguably, the largest collaborative project of humankind in its fight against COVID. Even traditional journals increasingly cited Whatsapp formally, with decreasing general distrust of Whastsapp in academic circles. It not only reflected the state of (un)scientific knowledge about COVID in India, but also shaped science and accelerated research, including the use of Gharelu Nuskhe, Coronil, Thali Beating, lighting firecrackers to scare the virus, drinking alcohol based sanitiser & chanting of the famous GO-CORONA-GO.”

Doctors in the West have rubbished the survey on grounds that the quality of medical information on Whatsapp is low, culturally influenced, partly dependent on the writer’s experience and only as true as the news articles of the Quackdoses.

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Kal se Daru Band Hai...



Madhoshi mein kho gaya yaaron,
Zindagi ke rang mein,
Khafa na ho oo meri jaanu,
Tu jo itni tang hai...

Kal se daaru band hai...
Kal se daaru band hai....

Tu jo mere sang hai,
Angaron pe ang hai,
Teri jo pasand hai,
Chodunga par jung hai...

Kal se daaru band hai...
Kal se daaru band hai....

Yaaron se keh dunga main,
Ab party khatam hai,
Chakna bottle le jayenge,
Tu jo itna dang hai...

Kal se daaru band hai...
Kal se daaru band hai....

Peele de na oo meri baby,
Dost mein chand hain,
Tere liye main jiyunga kal se,
Adat ab yeh bhang hai...

Kal se daaru band hai...
Kal se daaru band hai....

Jan' 2012