Friday, February 28, 2020

The Great Indian Healthcare Jugaad.


Scenario
– A 35 year old male gets admitted from Emergency with acute cholecystitis for a planned cholecystectomy. 3 days after the surgery, patient dies of post-operative complications, an uncommon but a possible event in hospitals all across the world.

Anything abnormal? So here is the catch. Patient got admitted under the disguise of the name of his elder brother, a central government employee. He had already been counseled by his family physician that the patient would require surgery. To save money, patient got admitted using the central government employee insurance scheme of his elder brother to undergo surgery for free. The death certificate of the patient had the name of his elder brother, who lost his central government job after his ‘alleged’ death, and got slapped with a case of cheating & fraud against himself after pleading with his seniors, to save his job and to explain the truth.

The above incident is not uncommon – and is just the tip of the iceberg of how people in India come up with ways to not buy insurance (to avoid paying the yearly premium), but at the same time utilize someone else’s policy to get admitted to top corporate hospitals.

After working for 10 years in corporate, following are my observations about the ultimate Indian Healthcare insurance Jugaad.

1st type - Most patients who come to the emergency department / OPD purposely give only their first name on their registration (saying that they don’t write a surname) and fill the address as the name of the village, stating that they do not have a house number. ID proofs can be manipulated easily at the time of admission or people in rural / semi urban areas deny having any ID card made.

All family members in similar age group and gender then use the same policy for getting admitted in the hospital, similar to how most people in a family use a single paid subscription of Amazon Prime, by giving a disguised identity.

2nd type - Purely for money making purposes – patients give their policies to hospitals and nursing homes, who make fake admission papers and hospital records, similar to how many pharmacists give their B.pharma degrees to chemists to use as a license for dispensing drugs. The money gets credited to the account from the insurance companies and is shared by the hospital & the policy holder.

3rd type – Many patients with insurance get admitted to a hospital, without any clinical indications, just so that the yearly premium does not go waste. They want to get admitted to get a complete body checkup with all possible blood investigations, Sonography, X rays, MRI, etc

4th type – Iatrogenic, You did not say anything, we did not hear anything. In spite of knowing that the patient is a known case of preexisting conditions, on regular medications, the existing diseases are not mentioned in the past history / medication history by the doctor as it will lead to rejection of the mediclaim. The cycle continues for years, the patient / relatives do not declare it in the renewed policy to avoid the higher premium rates – doctors don’t declare it on their case papers – and I see patients up to even 75 years old, on regular medications for years together, but no record of the same in insurance policy.

If investigated, I’m sure that this jugaadu medical insurance ‘racket’ will cost thousands of crores in healthcare fraud in India… and the system will never be cleaned completely, as in most instances, the insurance company agents are themselves a part of it and manipulate documents to get the claim passed, and have a share of their own.

Monday, February 3, 2020

Most Shaheen bagh protesters suffering from NASH, gastroenterologists & liver surgeons cheerful.


New Delhi:
In a mouth watering news for the gastroenterologists & liver transplant surgeons, a study concluded at the Quackdoses multispecialty hospital has claimed that most people who have been protesting at Shaheen Bagh area since 15th December are now suffering from end stage Nonalcoholic steatohepatitis (NASH), an inflammation and damage of the liver caused by a buildup of fat.

Experts have claimed that the continuous supply of free and unlimited Chole Bhature, Samosas, wadas and biryani, along with sedentary lifestyle of the protesters over the past 1.5 months is the reason behind the sudden surge of fatty liver disease among the ‘hungry’ protesters.

In an exclusive interview with the Quackdoses, Aslam Toofani, a prominent Shaheen Bagh protester said, “The Kudrati Khana (Miracle food) from Allah just miraculously and naturally appears in the morning; we just pick it up for distribution. Had we known that the food is not so ‘kudrati’ after all and is rich in cholesterol, we would have prayed for diet food instead. I was here only for the 72 virgin houris, yeh fatty liver kahan se aa gaya? It hurts to see that many cross dressing males who have been posing as females and protesting with us have also developed man-boobs now.”

Unconfirmed reports have claimed that the worst hit Swiggy and Zomato delivery apps have decided to up the ante and have announced that their company will continue to offer ‘free food’ and ‘non political cash backs’ beyond 8th Midnight, after which Allah’s free food coupons are likely to be discontinued, as soon as Delhi's Legislative Assembly elections are over.