The Personality Contest

Happened to find the application form of the Personality contest (Official Ragging Session followed by Dinner comprising of Pav Bhaji or Chinese noodles and Manchurian along with a glass of Rasna-orange flavor, every year) for my immediate juniors which I had made around 5 years back….To this day, I remember few of the hilarious answers to the following….check it out for yourself.
Note – Inspired by the lineage of application forms seen over the years , but an original piece of work.


VENUE- PHYSIOLOGY AUDITORIUM
3rd floor, LTMMC Building
Sion- 400022
15th Dec, 2006
Respected Sir/Madam,
I ………………(Name) would like to apply as a contestant for the PC 2006. I think I’m suitable when you read my :
Name - ………… Age - ………… Sex - ……………
Height - ………… Length - …………
Sexual Orientation - …………… Girth (tough one) - ………………
Five things I cannot do when I’m erect - ……………………………………………
Five things I cannot do when I’m down - .....................................................
MY ANSWERS TO THE FOLLOWING NON EXPLICIT QUESTIONS :-
1-Being a virgin is letting your tool to rust and it is not a sense of dignity but a lack of opportunity. Your opinion. …………………………………………………
2- “Ek tapakti boond aapki zindagi badal sakti hai”. It is true because ………………………………
3- An original family planning slogan that you would want to spread.( Example- On a BEST bus: “Kripiya piche se chadiye” ) …………………………
4- What is better, Viva or Oral ? Why ?……………………………………
5- I know I came in this world because of a) Family Planning 2) Something Tearing. Why ? ………………………
6- “Come behind the pyramid and I will make you a Mummy”. Comment………………………………
7- Before you knew actually how children were born, you thought that………………………………………

8- Here are slogans for products only I use :

A)Reliance Condoms ………………………………………………………………
B)Colgate hair removal cream …………………………………………………
C)Fevicol lubricant …………………………………………………………………
9) If I were to die tomorrow, I would like to have sex with……………………………because he/she……………………………
Answer the following questions truthfully :
A-The Girl I like the most in class and why ? ………………………………
B-The Guy I hate the most in class and why ? ……………………………
C-I think I can win this Personality Contest because …………………………………………
HATS OFF TO THE FOLLOWING WHO’VE MADE ME THE PERSON I’M TODAY : (STRICTLY FROM THE BATCH)
MR. HOT ………………………………………
MISS. HOT ………………………………………
MR/MISS FUNNY ……………………………
MR/MISS BORE …………………………………
MR/MISS BOOKWORM………………………………
MR/MISS TEACHER CHAATU ………………………………
MR/MISS SENIOR CHAATU …………………………………
MY IMMEDIATE SENIORS ARE ROCKING BECAUSE………………………………………………………………
Your Obedient Junior,
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