Mumbai:
In a surprising
incident at LTMGH, an angry, frustrated, sex starved intern Deepak Kumar
blasted the gynecology houseman after receiving a earful himself from the
radiologist for shifting a pregnant patient with lower abdominal pain to
Ultrasonography (to rule out ectopic pregnancy) with an empty urinary bladder.
Our
sources confirmed that the hard working ace phlebotomist Dr.Deepak struggled
hard to arrange the USG after 1st having to drag the patient on a
wheelchair himself to the radiology department (due to the perennial running
away of the lazy ward boys, a.k.a MAMAS at night time) only to find the USG
door locked which angered him even more. He then had to leave the moaning patient
and run to the Resident quarters to call the sleepy radiologist on call. (He
wished she had let him inside instead of talking through the window sensing
risk from the well known Casanova.)
Our
‘Gupt Sutra’, the intern on duty in Surgery Department (identity withheld)
reported that Deepak was apparently scolded harshly by the radiologist with the
discovery of the patient’s empty urinary bladder and was asked to return only
when patient felt like peeing. He was then seen storming out of the USG room to
baby cry & complain to the gynecology registrar.
In an
exclusive interview to Quackdoses, Deepak explained,“I was
really working hard in the gynecology department as it is a specialty of my
liking. Unlike others, never did I once complain about having to put a Foley’s
catheter before the many caesarian sections in the day. I punctually got the
dabbas (Tiffin
Angry
interns were seen shouting slogans early next morning against patients for not
filling their urinary bladders before coming for USG & refused to resume
work till the culprit patient, the radiologist & the houseman (who did not
give appropriate instructions) apologized to the Rockstar intern.
An
enquiry has now been ordered by the hospital Dean Sangam to look into the
bladder…the matter.
